Greetings all.
Damn, the mirror broke
This is the noise that keeps me awake
The son and heir of a mongrel bitch
Sarek is dead
I left my head in San Francisco
Nachos!
Sky Lynx to the rescue!
Something of a Renaissance man
Asps.  Very dangerous. You go first.
December 6th, 1997, at approximately 3:30pm
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in any numbers
I really love this whip
You idiots!  These are not them!  You've captured their stunt doubles!
A Penny for your Thoughts
Aim for the flat-top
Do you love me?
Very bad poetry, Captain
What's up with you two in the leather?
Never underestimate my gift for survival
I'll let you keep My Pretty by your bedside, if you think it will help
It's actually a Chinese Jiann, or t'ai ch'i sword
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force
The menace was gone, but so was a great man
I keep them in my trunk because it's illegal to keep them in the dorms
Tie me to the bedpost
Coconut Man
Ren-rat!  Ren-rat!
The controls are squishy
Liz, get the jacket out of the window
Kevin Eubanks and the Tonight Show Band
Hold on for one more day
His cell phone works in a metal train underground?  I want his service provider!
My head explodes and my body aches
Like a stinkin' draft out of a slaughterhouse
Criminal justice majors aren't all bad
Its all about Gwar
Parry, thrust, parry, thrust
Try reading books instead of burning them
I took a little trip . . . at 11:00pm
If you like what you see, then kill my sister
First turn Island -- Sol Ring -- Rack -- Vise . . . Ouch!
You have one mean flèche
Birds are coming
Fight the future
See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest
It slices, it dices, look at that tomato
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and to kick ass . . . and I'm all out of bubble gum
Are you my enemy?
As long as you don't go scratching on me or humping my leg, we're five by five
What did you infuse it with?  Scotch.
Godzilla!  Godzilla!  And Rodan, too!
Bruce Sato, mechanical engineer and design specialist, vehicle code name: Rhino
I'll convince them I used my secret finger gun
Hop on the mole train
I'll never forget the way you looked tonight, my lady in red
Everything links to Structural Architectonics
I want to fuck the dead
Jesse was the guy in the Yoda T-shirt and the green Doc Martens
You're a homicidal psychopath!  Yes, that explains it
Where I lay my head is home
::::Draws My Pretty, the sword:::::
If you don't mind me asking, what was the Proutcehood of Oddity?
He's playing Psycho Tycho, you'll never get an agenda by running on R&D
I'm riding high upon a deep depression
Sure.  Fine.  Whatever.
Peter Robbins!  Peter Robbins!
Your mother is a godly woman and a saint
You put giant speakers on your X-Wing? You're nuts, Cha-hee.
Jellllll-o!  Hoooooooood-lum!
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the spork
A claymore!  You're a beauty!
I'm not going to watch it until the buzz dies down.
It's a big rock.  Can't wait to tell my friends.  They don't have a rock this big.
Love is two sided
Prospice!
I shall never dissever my soul from the soul of the beautiful Annabel Lee
We're going to the happiest place on Earth!  Tijuana!
Of course I lost count!  My sword bent on-stage!
Cry little sister, love is with your brother
Who's that actor?
A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man . . . who does not exist
Duct tape: never leave home without it
We bring a garland gay
There's hope for you yet, Doctor
Autobots, transform and roll out
We laughed, we cried, we watched Spock get horny
The way our group plays, we'd all have to be Malkavian
Two years ago Halloween
I knew it was potassium.  I should have said potassium.
Too much research.  Need beverage.
I can't believe Pokemon knocked Magic out of number one
No bloody A, B, C, or D
Bob Dole will have to bitch slap you
We're the Princes of the Universe
You'd drop me for Peter Wingfield in a heartbeat and you know it
Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
Good, they still have Vampire Wine
Seven of Nine is the most developed character, in more ways than one
They're not useless; they're "Mission Specialists."
I've been promoted to pillow, with all the rights and privileges of that rank
Sit down and shut up
Maybe you can hire the A-Team
Rock me, Dr. Zaius
Funny, she doesn't look Druish
I think never is enough
Hecko!
Hi, for those of you who have just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person
Mosura ya Mosura, dongan kasakuyan indoo muu
It's a monster!  Kill it!  Kill it!
You shot the invisible horseman
"Duda" means "doubt" in Spanish
Ho, ho, fucking ho, what a crock of shit
The unsolved mysteries of Unsolved Mysteries
Take my hand, we're off to never-never land
Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding
1.21 Gigawatts
Which makes you . . . a bona fide prince
Exqueeze me?  Beg your pudding?
Tickle your ass with a feather?  Particularly nasty weather.
When you're cool, the sun is always shining on you
Enlightenment, like shit, happens
The Constitution provides no mechanism for disbanding the United States Government
If flesh could crawl my skin would fall from off my bones and run away from here
This is not my idea of a good time
Pete got dressed in the park?  No, Pete's got Jurassic Park
Never hold a grudge; get even that day
That's gonna cost me
That was the best fuck I've had since grade school
Chocolate syrup works much better than a melted Hershey candy bar
Watch where you point that thing
Friendly fire . . . isn't
It took you that long to realize Sergeant was full of bullshit?
I don't care anymore
Trigger Happy Jack you better blow
I said nt!
I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer
We're all going to die! Hee-heeheeheeheehee!
We just knew
Hello, and welcome to planet Pocket Protector
I think it's time you stopped calling me llama fucker
Oob, oob, oob-oob-oob!
Governmentos: The Reisen Conspiracy
Listen, Ryan . . . asymmetrical peristaltic field manipulation!
Of course I'll be there, it's Friday.  Clam chowder.
There can be only one
I kill me!  Ha!
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg
Paranoia, Paranoia, everybody's coming to get me
No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection
Every day is a winding road
Most annoying sentence on Earth: Is Pikachu your final answer, Brittney Spears?
Rover, wanderer, nomad, vagabond, call me what you will
More than meets the eye
Mobile Armored Strike Kommand vs. the Vicious Evil Network Of Mayhem
Abandon all hope ye who enter here
Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven
I'm 17.  Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
The heart and soul of Star Trek was always the Starship Enterprise
What next, gringos falling from the sky?
Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown
To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the Heaven
There's a nip in the air
Oh dear, I think I'm about to do something evil again
I's jez gonna do that!
I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down
You think of me as a sister?!
I'd like to get my hands on that fellow, Earl Grey, and tell him a thing or two about tea leaves
I have a bad feeling about this
A question for the Major or Mot
Good evening, Dave
Bound and broken on the floor
Building a mystery
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Fascinating.  Interesting.  Intriguing.  Highly illogical.
No center stripe!
A Siskoid by any other name
When the moon is high and not quite full, remember me and you shall be fulfilled
Double dumb-ass on you!
Just turn into Silly Putty, flatten out real thin, and suffocate the entire army
Escape from El Tejon
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films, okay, I don't make films, but if I did they'd have a samurai
John and Ken are gods
Heavier than a pregnant whale, more powerful than a herd of stampeding elephants
Able to leap grains of sand in a single bound, it's Superfat!
Free to speak my mind anywhere
Sir jSarek, Kday of Wierdness, at your service
Great, Lucien's back in town
Hi guys!  I'm Ted.
Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?
It's just a resined glove pulled across a contrabass
"My Pretty" is a registered trademark of jSarek Arms and Armor, Inc.  All rights reserved.
Klaatu, Barada, Nikto
I've hungered for your touch
If that plane leaves and you're not on it, you'll regret it.
Don't speak, I know what you're feeling
If it ain't fun to do, it ain't worth doing
Expect betrayal and your friends won't disappoint you
Greetings and salutations
I shan't ever escape from the hideous gape of my own thefts, curses, and lies
Razor boomerangs are excellent for killing saber-toothed kangaroos
Space Uranium lasers will cut through Invincible Soldier armor!
Let's do the time warp again
Happy Non-Day, Mr. Nelson
Yoda!  You seek Yoda!
Let's flush the Queen
They that give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety
Necessitas non habet legem
You must choose.  But choose wisely.
Death is just Nature's way of saying, "Hey!  You're not alive anymore."
Question with boldness even the existence of God
We do not ride upon the railroad; it rides upon us
If it's to last, then the getting of knowledge should be tangible.  It should be, well, smelly.
Today is a good day to die
Time has little relevance to infinity and jelly doughnuts
At least God and the White Guy won't be back next year
Faster . . . must go faster . . .
It is a sprout well budded out, the work of our Lord's hand
Pitch is too high; the torpedo's Russian
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss
I've been living on coffee and nicotine
I sold my soul to a minor demon
Death Duck's Crossover Cards
Klingons kill for their own purposes
Everyone was telling me how dangerous Catherine was . . . go figure
I will have a pickup truck, or possibly even a recreational vehicle, and drive from state to state
I took the Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
Slacks
Garak has some issues
The Offspring have kind of grown on me
You bring me closer to God
Peace and long life
You live and die by a code of honor that was trendy when you were a kid
I always hope for the best.  Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst.
Don't tell me cause it hurts
Apology is policy
These are the times that try men's souls
. . . but I'm feeling much better now
Cross connecting the phase inducers with the emitter array
Everything I do, I do it for you
Give me my spam!
Hello.  My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.
Son of a motherless goat, or do you prefer gelatinous?
Huzzah!
Pillows of God's creation
So long, and thanks for all the fish
For the benefit of humanity
There's no such thing as a Natural Born Philosopher
If we were to shoot the people who were responsible, we'd have to blow our own brains out
This x is insufficiently y!
Only the cheese is as it was
I added another picture to my Reagan Collage today!
Kneel
Is relevance relevant?
You will be assimily-imily-ated
But you fuck one goat . . .
The important thing is, it's linear
I made this
Living dead girl
Where would I find a great girl like that?
I remember Morning
Never free, never me
So, who killed your parakeet?
Golf course
You mean, someone who doesn't have a crush on her
So, we've decided you're not a sociopath and I'm not a stalker
Is that a parking space I see before me?
Here's your sign
Oh well, at least I got my hair done
Even the wisest of men and machines can be in error
Ux that, I don't wanna see it
Grandad is smiling
They're actually twenty-four holes
Dismal poetry, words to keep us sane
El grito de mí corazón drifts out over the moonlit Sea of Cortez . . . Huuuuuiiiii!
She's a psycho bitch
I'm blue, I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy . . .
It's the Bat-piñata
I don't see you going to Thailand, either.
Well, what would you use if you were going after Oreopithecus?
I can't believe it's not leather!  Spread!
I never intend to get a 0.0 GPA ever again
Here, have a cookie.  That's how they train seals.  Unfortunately, I'm all out of fish.
Sex is nice and pleasure is good for you
Freedom is not simply free
I find fashion even more tedious than sports
You've shirked your responsibility all along, from the very beginning
A stargazing book, a soccer suit, and me
You watch the road, I'll watch the cars, and you read the signs and tell me what they say
I wonder where that one car is right now . . .
Bye bye bye
Give me a Mesozoic mind
X is a term requiring context-specific disambiguation
What does a Chtorran call a pacifist?  Lunch.
Dr. X Will Build a Creature
John-Boy!  How's the mountain?
Stories of Truthfulness but Maybe Possibly Falseness
Please don't wake the dragon
Zack, Zack, he's a Lego Maniac
Terrapins: Preserve Turtles!
The dinosaurs are coming
The stuff's already here, I just find a different way to use it
Quantum chromodynamics is only a theory!
I think it's time to end this program
An eater of broken meats
Mighty robots, mighty vehicles, GoBots
I need to get an "Icy" sign for Ashley
Fate protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise
The kids today don't know squat about sodium
In other words, Senator, Airwolf is a Mach one-plus chopper than can kick butt
In a hundred thousand years, we'll all still be sitting around this table drinking beer
We are the weirdoes, mister.
SST muscle machines . . . they're big, bad, dirty, and mean
You are going to sit there until you try the zucchini
Would you like to lick the creamy filling off my Ding-Dong wrapper?
You command, I obey
Double-Flip Michael and Telegraph Jacques save the day
Time to do some Bony Policework
Radar and Firefly made quite a team
What would you do if I disappeared?
Hello, this is John
Your Code Name is Jonah
John, I believe you were headed for Frazier Park
Eva made Prom Queen
I don't trust him
This was a very busy weekend
I think I'm going to miss them
I think I see why you love her
I think I'm in love with your sister
Man vs. STORY!
We went to the wishing well, we thought we saw the light
Sad but true
The landlord's black-eyed daughter
Frankly, John, you're in the way
Wow, this deck actually works!
You do the math
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
Star Trekkin', across the universe
But if we catch the girls then we'll set the woods ablaze
You're a green sheep!
Look at all those buffalo
Klingon Kleavage
The Royal Tyrell's little brother
What's it gonna be?  'Cause I can't pretend
John Hazlett, my greatest ancestor
Jeep!  Jeeeep!
You can keep your Cenozoic
Mother Nature's on our side!
Tsunami, tsunami, tsunami, come washing over me
Somebody please polish the stars
You're a dick
I'm done with my nap
London bridge is falling down
I thought that you should know I have an empty soul
They didn't spark me
Perhaps God no longer writes in the palace of Babylon
I breathe in spite of it all
Fight the good fight
Go
Tantra, baby
Your camo queen
Perhaps I'm not as stupid as I am ugly
Never free, never me, so I dub thee unforgiven
Something is happening underneath the ground
And with dust in throat I crave
What about Sonny Bono?
Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb
Like many old Decipher soldiers, he's just faded away
Almost there . . . almost there . . .
Ye canne change the laws of physics
I wanna be a dolphin
In case I get hungry
On the rooftops, shout it out
Nevermore
Who you gonna call?
Did you take a book in there?
I love her dearly, but . . .
Good luck on your masters degree
Don't make a good boy go bad
I'll give him some fuckin' stress
Do you need that book?
Boot to the head
A primitive Ornithischian dinosaur from the Kayenta formation of Arizona
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
The Chocolate Conspiracy
Everyone's watching, but no one is paying attention
And yet it moves
It's icky
Pass me the broom
Baby baby, the stars are shining for you, and just like me I'm sure that they adore you
I want everything
Officer of the day is c/Major Bear
Bananas are a good food to eat
Stand forth, Lysander
Echo, echo, echo . . .
Dissolve
Maybe I just saved your life
I have all of the musical ability God gave a seagull . . . and now the seagull wants it back . . .
Liar and slave!
Throw me a line
You can't spank me 'cause you can't catch me
Thank you for your support
Grrr . . . Argh . . .
Laughing like children, living like lovers, rolling like thunder under the covers . . .
Hey Harvey!
We like our tranya warm
These dreams go on when I close my eyes
It's just another day for you and me in paradise
The law offices of Picinni, Wilson, and Woody
I'll never get over Macho Grande
I don't care if you really care as long as you don't go
I'm not leaving
Is there life out there?
Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?
I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
Watch your back
Great, Xander as Renfield
The human Reepacheep
Murray, Akroyd, Ramis . . . what is this, a law firm?
Ramming speed!
Say my name, say my name
It is a dark time for the Rebellion
I have no reprimand for Wheeljack or Bumblebee
Take me down, 6 underground, the ground beneath your feet
I thought dyslexics couldn't do magic
I give him a Columbian necktie
This is a fat meter . . . but it doesn't go that high
The more things change, the more they stay the same
Can't be held responsible, she was touching her face
Don't be so distraught as to never visit the grave
Orange juice makes you fly
Waiddaminit . . . you're an Ayn Rand fan, but you want to believe in fairies?
A bump, a bump, a bump bump Bumper!
Christianity, in addition to being stupid, is occasionally very funny.
That's why I'm just a friend and you're . . . Justin Credible
And this blood the moon did scrub at too, but the stain would never fade
Jesus Christ, how's she gonna eat?
Through the rock and roll music the kids seem to like
Ancient chinese secret!
Thou shalt not deny me my beans!
What do you call a sick bird?  An ill eagle.
Be that as it may
Valle con Dios, Señor Hawke
The night I saved Peter Ustinov
I've got 21 Goddamn days until I bleed
You know, I'm going to miss you, Mr. Looper
Wome po Dizzy, po Dizzy code
I exist, God exists, and gerbils do not hold a controlling majority in the Senate
Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless
Telepathy is useless for prophesizing, we don't know anything about that
This ship must not sail
Hey, where'd you get that circle-square hair?  Natural.
Danny, eschew obfuscation
What does this say? Be-A-Man!
My father and I wear the same pants
I invented pants
Ding dong, where's Gypsy?
I think Jesse needs a lap dance
And she could write a good survey just like ringing a bell
Meesa notta Ja-Ja Binks!
I want to do codeword to you
It's like a whole other country
Wild Pidgey, Wild Pidgey!
But I like going to McDonalds
Oh, sorry kid
Robin layed a gay
Do we really have freedom and justice for all?
Her name was Kila Marr and the episode was Silicon Avatar
Fifty-nine, seventy-nine, ninety-nine
Yo, I'm MC, with a story to tell, I just got a free cup from Taco Bell
Squire!
God bless Texas
But, for now, they are just the moment
Kiss the rain
You listen to K-K-Ex-Lax?
You know you gotta change, you wanna win, that's why I did something to my skin . . .
I want to fuck you like an animal
Wanna go for a ride?
Is this the real life, is this just fantasy, caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
We all own a jewish kangaroo, a jewish kangaroo, a jewish kangaroo . . .
Wow.  It's like socks in a dryer with him.
I guess we're professional troublemakers now, jS
Margie's knocking . . .
Come, my lady, come my pretty baby, I'll make your legs shake, you make me go crazy
Do you wanna die?
Sweet deal
Shyanne, open the trunk!
Just give it the four-finger salute
I'll just leave a chocolate truffle on the doorstep
All right, fine, gimme the Boons
We're working on that
9.  :::::Deleted in honor of Penny::::
I collect targs.  They're lucky.
The fun is back, oh yessiree, it's the 2600 from Atari
Gentlemen, you're going to have to excuse me. It's time for Beanie.
Get dressed, evildoers!
Oh, Godzilla, what terrible language
::::Tries to translate 815 from reprobate into English::::
Just like everybody else does
In this temple there was born a child who, if not anointed, will raise the dead and destroy all there is
I like like you
But the whole world could wake up and live again
And, if you're a pretty woman, make sure you fall down so the monster has time to catch up
If you'll excuse me now, I'm going home to have sex with my wife
Speak ass, mouth won't
I'm holding out for two pigs and a goat
Carpe DM: Seize the Dungeon Master
It looks like epidote
Fall in love with your deep dark sin
That sucks more dick than Traci Lords on speed
Come cover me in you, for the thrill 'til you will take me in
It's not the end, not the kingdom come, it is the journey that matters, the secret wanderer
That's *the* Wonder Spot
Yellow-Orange, except in Tunisia, where the color's considered offensive
I think it's lightening up
And you . . . well, I wish I didn't feel for you anymore
Theresa is a bich [sic!]
What does Brad need with a starship?
Everyone should be their own best person
Two llamas enter, one llama leaves
Crispy fries
Nothing says "Sorry about the crabs" like flowers
Erin Brokavich - Screwed - My Dog Skip
You got played, Josh?
Say hello to the camera . . . fuck you!
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wanted to have sex with me
Hamster Wamster II: The Revenge
There once was a man . . . and he was my father
I caught a whale
Let's spend the night together
I feel something changed between us in the car ride home . . . for the better
Yes, those nasty little munchers don't stand a chance against the weight of Imperial Law!
We want . . . a shrubbery!
Villains, I say to you now, knock off all that evil!
I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
The White Zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. No parking.
T.D. don't want to!
Wearing a hairstyle that resembles a Malabian swamp beast
No wonder little boys run faster than little girls . . . stick shift and ball bearings!
Wait, um, let me think . . . was I alone in solitary?  Yes, I think I was.
Watching Jay and Silent Bob make fools of themselves
I don't know how!
Sailing the virgin oceans, a planetride for mother and child
Wrapp my body in you
This one's called a "bad bat"
Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness, and cleanliness is Godliness, and God is empty just like me
Hello, Gladys
The Futuron Monorail Transport System is the Holy Grail of Legos
What are you, a bearded lady?  I'm Neptune, God of the Sea!
I wish for this night-time to last for a lifetime
Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes
Can't I have just a little bit of peril?
Why don't you come with me little girl, on a Magic Carpet Ride
A flight . . . of dragons!
Glad you dropped in, Flip Top
Adam . . . Adam . . .
It was then that I realized I had, indeed, been in love with April
Send me an angel
Did he remind you of Shane?
Touch me all night long
Do, baby, what your eyes say you wanna to do
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, merry merry king of the bush is he
I'll pay one hundred dollars to anyone who steals Mr. Sevilla's toupee
The feeling that I can't go on is light-years away
That feral cat
I guess that's why they call it the blues
Have you ever had homosexual fantasies?
Sam, David, catch!  Sorry, this seat's taken!
I guess if you've got no one on either side of you, you'd call this a free seat
Scoot over!  Get in.
And then they knew that Coyote had strong powers
And what color do you think the stars are?  Yellow.
Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars; Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto!
He builds in the window, he's off the wall, he builds them big, he builds them small
Welcome to My Demented Mind
Stay aware and informed, and Fight Back!  Don't let anyone rip you off!
Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
There was a high statistical probability of success, discounting the external influence of those meddling kids!
"But," he whispered, "it was so artistically done."
Stadi/Cavit/Fitz are, admittedly, cheats. :-)
Shoot the antennae!  Shoot the antennae!
It creeps, and leaps, and glides and slides across the floor, right through the door and all around the wall
How do you kill a carrot?  You cook it.
I lost my retainers
Tyrannosaurus rex goes boom, boom, boom
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal
Demented for-ev-er!
Once upon a time there was a kid who said, I've got a great big bunch of crackers in my bed
It's 'cuz they're little
Breed, breed on your own
Aww, they're little!  Aww, he's orange!
Honest I do, I can't see you and me and her without each other
All I wanna say's "Doo-Wop"
I think you should hang up
In your expert opinion, how many rap stars have actually killed someone?
"Now this is Tupack, right?" "Tupac."  "Whatever."
Duh-duh-duh!  The thot plickens!
Andorians?  OhmygodI'vewaitedtenyearsforthisepisode!
I grab the gem!  Huzzah!
A classic 1989 Honda Civic from the Golden Age of Japan
It would help if you were human
The Adventures of Squeaky!
The O-ri-on . . .
You free your mind in your androgyny
You're in here all the time
Ten days later, swallowed by a polar bear, that's how the polar bear died
Run away!
Oh, that looks like a bovine ass, yes it does . . . oh, that sure was a bovine ass, yes it was . . .
Are you being mean to me?
I'm so proud of me!
Food.  Food.  Drink.
Well, that was an interesting weekend
Nice suit.  C&R?
It's not like it got butter on it or something
That's right, I'm holding a table.  And you can, too.  Just get a lightweight table.
I want my eggs over extra, extra easy.  If you think they aren't done, they are.
Never sigh for a better world, it's already composed, played and told
I'm down for whatever
Strip Solarquest, need I say more?
Dude, this question is so gay, it's as gay as my brother
Tell them about the Bird Fryer
I can neither confirm nor deny any information on that subject
I wanna fuck
I'm just really horny right now
Cappuccino Blast:  Counters one cappuccino or destroys one cappuccino already in play
It's a knicknack, Paddywhack, give the frog a loan!
"Left."  "Right."  "Left."  "Right."
The Orange Crusader!
Quadrant restrictions apply only to facilities. The Ship Contest is not a facility.
All your zesty burritos are belong to Loggia [sic!]
"I cannot believe it."  "You'd better believe it."
I have to do one of my top five favorite things
"I love you, little brother."  "I love you too, Big Sis."
He's a pointy haired boss
Aww, she's your parrot!
Guys . . . guys . . . I don't think you want to get involved with that . . . GUYS!
Yeah, the drive to Seattle isn't worth saving your sorry ass from the Sweet Love of Bubba again
it's not the sweet love i mind.  only the bitter love. [sic!]
Let's just say it's our favorite holiday and we want to celebrate appropriately
Are you here to relieve me of duty?
Our beak-smackin' tangy sweet honey mustard sauce
Why is there a knife under my sandwiches?
I can't do it right.  I don't have a snout.
Hi, my name is Colleen.  We have the same father.
Paint your roses black and blue, use the "fuck" word, I can too, when I've got nothing else to say
When's your birthday?
Forbidden fruit, ring 'round my finger
Yonder, Jesse.
See that mountain?  We're on that mountain.
Get off me, Monkey Nuts!
The Insane Littles Posse
Making this a National Monument was one of the few things I agreed with Clinton on
One of the coolest things I ever saw was Jack Horner and Newt Gingrich debating Tyrannosaur diets
It's Cal Worthington and his dog Spot!
Pussy Cow?
I wanna see your pussy, show it to me
I wanna take a big juicy bite out of her ass
She's like a cross between Eva, Amber, Liz, and the Micro-Machine Man
Perhaps you can explain to me why I feel "nasal congestion" in my lungs
Fuckin' birds
That foo' is a foo'!
We like to party . . . we like, we like to party
String'll put you in the back side of Hell!
Fuck the creationists
I'm an afterschool special and there's nothing you can do . . . I don't want the same thing happening to you
She was frog and I was antifrog
Bird-Cane-Bowl
That's not the only thing I'm gonna forget!
I don't care where we go as long as there's naked chicks dancing
I cast the spell of Endless Purity on the hat and put it on his head
I guess our photo didn't make the cut
Your dad had a heart attack
Your dad had a massive stroke . . . he isn't expected to survive
I'm going to donate his organs
His kidneys had renal cell cancer . . . he was going to die anyway
At least one paper will have it right
Rescue me
Come on, lets take a free ride . . .
They basically called me a liar and a thief
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?
"Ah . . . drip, drip, drip" went the happy cunt
"I like you."  "NO!"
Hi, I'm Leonard. This is my site. Useful stuff. Funny stuff. Gotta keep hacking.
We've got to use the lasers!
Cool site of the femtosecond
Now they've taken the First Amendment, and it turns out I am a clam! D'oh!
During his lifetime, Andy's hobbies included catching fish, mongering fish, and occasionally eating fish.
No "E," one "U," lots of "O"s
Girls, girls, crazy girls
You gotta have boobs
I see you're back again
My life's not fair
Thanks for the beer, man
Is it made from Black Angus, or is it cooked in the style of Black Angus?
When you give to Whisker Biscuits, your money goes straight to pussy . . . cats.
Everyone was a Frankenstein!
. . . and, somersaulting, made it.
KRZR . . . The Wild Bunny
Moo!  Get out the hay, get out the hay, moo!
My friend!  I am so pleased you are not dead!
Top o' the mornin', Helen!
A spork is a perfect metaphor for human existence
What I remember him showing me are these trilobites, and that bowl of shark's teeth
By then, Anakin was gone
I don't think you unworthy, I need a moment to deliberate
You can ride a black tornado, across the Western sky
"Who are we?"  "J-Squad!"  "Who are we?"  "J-Squad!"  "We - are - the - J - Squad!"
"then quit" isn't always so unreasonable
As for for not burning bridges, I have to decide for me what's a bridge, and what's a chain holding me back
Now with the cleansing power of public source
He sounds like a cat being fucked by a well hung porn star. God help us all.
All is full of love
It's all about the lesbian robot sex
Second Question: This is the first time I've ever gone down on a perfect stranger - true or false?
Thank God it's only five turns
Where's my wall?
I'm tappin' out, I'm tappin' out, I'm on the ropes and I am tappin' out
The local chickens, that is
Dogbert's Technical Support:  Buy a Mac.
You are so going to get gang raped
In case that wasn't clear, let me repeat: Wow.
Why have one when you can have two?
But Mom was faster
I'll have Macaroni and Cheese, please.
Take me by the hand, take me somewhere new, I don't know who you are, but I . . . I'm with you
Inner Circle: Infamous Imperial Grand Admirals
Have you heard of Evanescence?
You would hit that
"Do you have any candy?" "Hmm, no, best I've got is some vanilla wafers." "Can I have some?"
I don't use chopsticks because I'm not pretentious
Does war make you sick?  Then call in sick!
I'm going to try to call up Mr. Enthusiastic.
Damn Chode Warrior!
"It's the Ark of the Covenant." "Are you sure?" "Pretty sure."
We've seen your breasts, now you must die!
Well, it was 11:20, I figured you'd be asleep and I didn't want to wake you
Bid my blood to run before I come undone, save me from the nothing I've become
My God, my Tourniquet, return to me salvation
Don't let me die here
Make me suffer, every day
Finns are famous for their green eyes
Goddess Bless
Abu Dhabi, it's far away . . .
I found out about you
We'll crucify the insincere, tonight, tonight
All done.  Bye Bye.
Forgive for taking the chicken's way out, dear friend
I only hope that our anonymous heckler has done some introspection
A man intently studying a mandala, analyzing its meaning with the help of an ancient textbook
You were never a burden, always a pleasure, even when I was fighting you my hardest
Why wait? Enjoy pie now! A message from the American Pie Council.
A friggin' 8/24/24 ship.  Ooh, that makes my nipples get hard (makes Tim Allen grunting sound.)
Thanks for paying for the call
Do you masturbate?
"We're going to hit them with the Empire."  "They're not going to like the Empire," Tycho said.
That sounds like a date to me
We are your overlords
cause I need every extra minute I can get to look at that sweet sweet cat porn
Nick Cave and the Dirty Three would like you to know that zero is also a number
You need a leather strap
"Sergeant Happe, Sergeant Happe, where have you been?" "I've been to McDonalds, and back again."
Why aren't you at the emergency room yet?
Something more beneficial than flowers has been planted and grows in his memory
The fact has not created in me a sense of obligation
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care, 'cause I belong to somebody
I'd make love to a duck
I'm just a little white duck, swimmin' in the water, a little white duck, doin' what I otter . . .
Those nice jackets where you get to hug yourself all day . . .
But even though we took that trip, it never came out right
Copycat, chameleon, mosquito bite, mosquito bite
". . . His trust found him with a dagger thrust his ribs," the wench stated whimsicoracally
Don't question, just accept. It'll go faster.
. . . I guess that makes me antiquated, and people like the Major and Mot positively jurrasic [sic!]
Thanks.  Fighting vamps with DTRM right now, will try later
Go banana go!  Fight banana fight!  Peel my banana and, uh!  Take a bite!
You're a good cook
He once told me that if we died together he'd be happy
Oh, Mesieur!
I promise this isn't Pete level flaking
Oi oi oi, me gotta hurt in 'ere, Oi oi oi, me smell a ting is near, Gonna bosh 'n gonna nosh 'n da hurt'll disappear
Hi! ni! ya! Behold the man of flint, that's me! Four lightnings zigzag from me, strike, and return.
But, why's the rum gone?
Trying to picture her face is kind of like trying to imagine what sort of face water has
I eat hamburgers, but not humanburgers. I have not reconciled my belief with my actions to my satisfaction yet.
Compliance
"A" is for Awesome, which every dude is
"Y" is for Yogurt, with kiwi on top, that gives Zsa-Zsa the muscle to knock out the cop
You cannot possess me
Look at me when I'm hitting you
Gods, Fate, and Fractals
Please remember me . . .
The Queen is in the parlor, eating bread and honey
Then there she was in platform double suede
Roll me over, in the clover, roll me over, lay me down, and do it again, do it again!
'Tis nothing but a fancy french brassiere me mother gave to me!
Hey but I don't care cause sometimes I said sometimes I hear my voice and it's been here, silent all these years
It's dark and we're wearing welding goggles.  Hit it.
I think we're alone now, there doesn't seem to be anyone around
I'm so dizzy my head is spinnin', like a whirlwind it never ends, and it's you girl that's makin' it spin
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you
Feeling up a freak on a leash
You gotta shine it up like a diamond in a goat's ass
Breathe deep, seek peace
That's a truck, in case you didn't know
Mini-mall!  They just spring up like weeds, don't they?
You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser
Will you give me a dagger?
She just stands around most of the time looking confused in the same way that a baby would stare at a platypus
See you on the slopes
I've slept in my own bed three days this whole month
How did she know to get me The Unifying Force?
I don't think there's been a Christmas where I haven't gotten you a book
Where the road ends, and the fun begins
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
Ichy bin ein berliner [sic!]
If you don't like this list, make up your own
In 12th century China, don't ask if you believe in ghosts.  Ask instead . . . Who do the ghosts believe in?
I'm goin' to Wichita
I sounded like a Fundamentalist Christian and a fan of the movie Armageddon all rolled into one
This is Marmalade . . . and this is our other pet, Josh
Oh Wizard Oh Wise One, I am on a quest!
A sleeve for mi compadre
Orphaned work: free to a good home
Sweet surrender is all that I have to give
Believe, believe in me
Good People, Good Food
I would swallow my doubt, turn it inside out, find nothing but faith in nothing
October 2, 1993, at approximately 10:00pm
I was ever a fighter, so -- one fight more, the best and the last!
Then the asteroid came
We will not go quietly into the night, we will not go down without a fight, we shall not perish from the earth
You wanna try some pink squid?
Quit your bitchin'
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
Reports of my death were . . . well, pretty damn accurate
But in the end, I know that she will win the war
This is Christmas music, man!
Bless us then with wished sight, Goddess excellently bright
Alien fingers, alien fingers . . .
If you ever do, I promise you, I'll be the first to crucify you
Virginia Slims remembers the only dates it was proper for a woman to ask for in 1914
Weirdos From Another Planet!
Stupid model
Picard's body is pure white chocolate
Am I not merciful?
Make a statement without saying a word
Don't let go
If you could only see the way she loves me, maybe you would understand
We colored our tassels black
And remember . . . Mom loves you!
"Excellent," said King Wu
Don't think 'cos I understand, I care, don't think 'cos I'm talking we're friends
His eyes glowed with infinite sadness
When you dream, what do you dream about?
Gee, I'm a Nerd
Is this your homework?
Still I breathe, and that's what makes me the winner
The Excelsior Consortium vs. The Enterprise Contingency
21-Foot Python's One of the Family
Tonight, the ultimate party animal is dropping by!
I'd rather have this bottle in front of me than . . . a frontal lobotomy!
Those missiles will go through Godzilla like crap through a goose
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Thanks for eating my meatloaf and taking a spoon to my butter
I'm gay.  I'm very gay.
As a compromise, dinosaurs will now be called "Jesus Horses."
Black fur.  Wide white stripe down back.  Irritant spray.  Jorshmin is a ZeHethbra!
Let's go exploring!
In her tomb by the sounding sea
My boyfriend?  Oh, you mean my girlfriend.
Hail to the chief 'cause he's the one we hail to, we hail to him 'cause he keeps himself so clean
Also, they want algebra back
. . . as if destined to be heard in galaxies far, far away . . .
Little known fact: This camp sits exactly on the border of Kern County and Ventura County. Wow.
Chasing Emmy
That's what love is for
This is Solid Gold, Marmy!  Solid Gold!
WRGR8FL?  The Wrangler ate Florida?
Now I know that I'm vile
Mphmmm
I have learned to . . . release the pain
No, wait, it's the NEW Doctor McCoy -- He's a doctor AND a floorwax!  "He's dead, Jim, but *look* at that *shine*!"
Not a Soong-Type Android
I ThInK He WAs Hg
This is the only time I will address this issue, as I understand the source of this behaviour and can thus ignore it
Neither can we
When I balked during the seventh inning stretch and I had to call in a relief pitcher
Out, damned Spot!
There I did it. Let me go wash my mouth with soap.
I think one should be required in every household, with federal funding for the poor, if necessary
I'm a freak, touch me
Most legal scholars are in agreement that indicting God would constitute taking His name in vain
My full name translates to "Chosen goddess of Wing"
Trakker's gonna lead the mission, and Spectrum's got such super vision
Boy, it was eerie, hanging out with a young Picard
I'm cool! 'Cause I like Crummy!
I read it in the headlines and I'm 'bout to lose my behind, baby . . .
Did we mention it weighs in at a beefy 6 tons?
You'll watch three old ladies, a school bus, and an entire production of "Camelot" fall off the cliff simultaneously!
But I had an overwhelming desire to do something, to just FUCK something
You are not a Socratic gadfly, like I think you fancy yourself to be - a gadfly's sting encourages one to think
And if you're very lucky, I'll drop by and say hello, from time to time.  I'll see you out there.
No wonder it stinks, substantive content is deleted!
Size does matter
Books are not men, and yet they are alive
Nothing happens in contradiction to nature, only in contradiction to what we know of it
A person can live without air for minutes, water for days, food for weeks, and answers forever
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life
Listen to them.  Children of the night . . . what music they make!
The issue isn't whether you're paranoid, Lennie.  I mean look at this shit, the issue is whether you're paranoid enough.
I never drink . . . wine
Only one human has survived battle with a Mimbari fleet.  He is behind me.  You are in front of me.
"Hey, hey, it's me."  "Prove it."  "You're a dick."  "Okay."
Daddy needs a new Sword of Wounding
It's like I've always said, you can get more with a kind word and a two-by-four than you can with just a kind word
I want to have sex with him
I didn't actually read the book
Until then, i will be under Your spell, enslaved to you by chains of joy and of pain [sic!]
Of course, there can be only one Jack Crusher per deck, so Ian gives it strength
Another useful thing I learned from this lab is that John Hazlett's memory is not as good as he would like to think
Jets, Jeremy.  Incoming aircraft!
Never forever, but in the space of a gasp, the moment of a moan, the two of us are alone
There is so much failure in that for me, and a lesson in humility I think I still refuse to learn
So, Sam, what are you willing to trade for rice?
"Does your character have an ethic background?"  "Yes.  She's a *Bengal* tiger."
And the lucky Targ has been swallowed by the universe and vanished
Not to mention the Galactic Empire, for without their stupidity, this would not be possible
I wish the wind would stop
I don't spout lasers from my eyes.  I can't fly.  I don't have ada-whatthefuck claws that pop out when I need them.
You can have my insulation, you can have the heat that it brings, you can have my asbestos flakes
Killing people is such fun, killing people one by one, killing people on the run, killing people is such fun
"Hey, everybody, there goes Ralph, not talking about the war again!"
Go see David
You're an awesome writer
As irresponsible and neglectful as I may seem, please do not ever doubt my love for you and my passion for us
If you are willing to do this, I will know when you wake me with a pillowy kiss from your sweet mouth
I'm little!
To share my awakening and happiness at finally understanding my dumb f--d up ass [sic!]
Well, I guess that's that, then
Push it, flick it, press it, click it, tune it and turn it on, this is what you watch it on
Will and Holly Marshall, as the earth beneath them trembled, lost their father through the door of time
You can look at yourself, you can look at each other, or you can look at the face of your god
It ain't easy bein' green
I still haven't figured out a costume
I love your wings!
When the rage in me subsides
You will believe in me, and I can never be ignored
Help me, you tear down my reason, help me, it's your sex I can smell
You know what's been on my mind lately?  That trip we took to Sea World, remember?
Let's fuck 'til we both find peace
Smack my bitch up
You were dancing with that hot pirate chick
And I'm feeling, like I'm moving, I am flying, tonight
Abused, confused, always love the one that hurt ya, hurt ya, hurt ya
You knew what I meant
This is the way we drink our shots early in the morning
What, they couldn't afford real water?!
I'd rather be lucky than good
Exercising Newscasters love Emerald Nuts
This is Bob
"We brought chips!" "And salsa!"
Medic!
Yes, empirical evidence, St. Thomas was ahead of us all
To Colonel!
I must be one of the wonders of God's own creation
He's now newly single. Qapla!
Warning: This game intended for adult audiences.  No actual maturity required.
this will be my final entry, as i will spend most, if not all of the rest of my life in some sort of cell
Like most kids, I guess my first time was with my interface
We were able to get together and have fun time, the likes of which haven't really happened since high school
People are strange when you're The Stranger
Accidentally do you say my name?
I lost my virginity to Appetite
The only thing I'll ever ask of you, you've got to promise not to stop when I say when
What I had was the barrel of a flashlight and the elastic cord from Karen's coat
Following the pages of Almagest
His courage, now mine, will lead the way
Help, help, I'm being repressed
A girl with red hair is nice to know
If you're looking for a rewarding and challenging way to get fit and stay fit, fencing may be the sport for you
Shot a bear, but the bear was bigger
You do the things you do because you're a homicidal maniac
I think the reason I say I don't believe in soul mates is because my soul mate doesn't believe in me
Ischmael [sic!] male-bonding with his main homey, Queequeg
We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control
"It's good to see you."  "It's good to feel you."
Lo que nunca paso por sus labios
Only the penitent viewer will recall Mulder's password
Only he who gives the (not necessarily proper) name of the closeup can prevail
Don't bother with the 5-minute download of a commercial, the code word is Astadourian
Is this true?  Absolutely.
Don't let the assholes be the only ones to exercise their priviledge [sic!]
"It" could mean anything
And the list goes on
Oh how I wish for soothing rain, all I wish is to dream again
There's no gentle way to say this: please shower every day
God took six days; our panelists take sixty minutes
Whenever possible, I use Earth - it's well playtested and it's realistic
This is consistent with my theory
Of course it's safe
I'm afraid I'm teaching you a bad habit
The WotC people weren't idiots, they were just asshats
Come on; fight, you kizlode sonofabitch!
In moments, Beowulf would see if Spartacus had read the Book of Five Rings . . .
I thought this must be a drooling fanboy, but he turned out to be a gentleman
I think we're gonna need another Timmy
My fall will be for you, my love will be in you, If you be the one to cut me, I'll bleed forever
Leaders don't die in storms.  George Clooney died in a storm; leaders don't die in them.
I feel so light, this is all I want to feel tonight, I feel so light, tonight and the rest of my life
Since this is my tournament, and I make the rules . . . bottom casting cost determines who goes first!
Banding is actually important in this format
Can I look inside your house?
Oven mitts
Cement is made of sodium, potassium, and Irish
He just got tool shedded!
The world is a ploy
The enemy isn’t conservatism. The enemy isn’t liberalism. The enemy is bullshit.
Where is the gadfly now?
A trojan horse is a trojan horse . . . of course, of course
Seems we have an advanced force of 1969 Recon Troopers. ;-)
Huzzah! As one of the Kdays of Represent, let me be the first to welcome you to our illustrious order! :-)
"Watching anime and listening to Garbage, huh? This probably looks like ..."
"... a lot what one of our dates would look like."
I am the very model of a modern major general
Are you straight or gay?
You're a very good dancer
Over the hills and far away, she swears he will return one day
How about a nice Mike's Hard Lemonade?
I fake my life like I've lived - too much, I take whatever you're giving - not enough
I'm open to falling from grace
Why do you love me, it's driving me crazy
Matopi, matopi
I'd rather have lager than life
Me Cha-ka like!  It much good.
Aboard the good ship Venus, you really should've seen us
It's an astrolabe.  It's like . . . a slide rule for the skies.
You are now the proud owner of a MOO (Master of Obscurity) Award
Good luck on your move
Hey baby, can you bleed like me?
Sex is not the enemy
I just got friended in the ass
In Capitalism, man exploits man.  In Communism, it's the other way around.
I'm Michael Ault, bitch!  Let's go!
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The queens we use would not excite you
My camera's acting up
Alright, I'll make the map
Fringers?  Here?  I have to warn the others!
But Stan, don't you know, it's always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich?
Goodbye, Scotty.
would it be weird if i asked to call you when i was done?
I remember they were having an affair before they got married
Get me a rubber boot
Oh, oh, sweet child of mine
With their tanks, and their bombs, and their bombs, and their guns, in your head, in your head they are cryin'
Those I haven't had to put down, I've typically found a good home for
i cant belive you chat in perfect grammer [sic!]
Across a constellation the locals called the Silly Rabbit
The word “Everyone” was written in the sand
No doubt General Solo was literally grafted to the shuttle's comm unit
Well, where's the writer? I want to speak to the writer.
Mr. Bo-Jangles Bashir would make a great dancing partner for Bev, better even than Data
And in one moment it was all taken away, all because of a single photograph
The light source was the electric cord when it touched the side of Truman's head, and the film was the polarized sunglasses
It is in that vein of thought that we realize that it's the morality of choice, not the legality of choice, that defines Democracy
God is not dependent for his existence on ignorance
Kill the beast!
Don't be too surprised if I never us it; I'm not exactly the blogging type
I really wish everyone who knew me while I was "with" Robert had said something to me before now
Well, this seemed like the easiest way to give a hearty "hello" to a number of people back home, so hello.
I Am A: Chaotic Good Half-Elf Ranger
Did you ever live in Frazier Park, CA?
Who owns the moon? Who thinks they own the moon?
It doesn't fully count if you're stalking two people who live in the same place
i have a secret...but im not going to tell it. not right now, anyway. [sic!]
That really sucks
Oh, God, could it be the weather? Oh, God, why am I here? If love isn't forever, and it's not the weather, hand me my leather
Sometimes I think you want me to touch you, how can I when you build the Great Wall around you?
In ancient times if you were sick, they make you bleed, oh honey I know it hurts
Mixed feelings
Drew, you need to call your father
Sorry to dump, but I feel like I've got this acidic stone dissolving in my chest, right below my solar plexus
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din
Our original intention to make All Good Things in 1997 to "end the game" has obviously changed
It may seem like a small thing, but after the rest of this week, the small things go a long way
Her placenta falls to the floor
All of the emotional baggage I've been carrying for days starts to pour out of my eyes in a warm, soothing rain
Forces moving from the center of the earth again
Can you hear this?
Can you imagine it's been less than two months?
Asshat semen donor
And the scary thing is, that's the EXPRESS version
i dont deserve the people in my life
When I got pregnant, we lost the place we were staying, and we wound up moving in with my mother
Ninja? I thought he was a Tokugawa-era stagehand.
Somebody funny, and friendly, and nice.  And maybe just a tiny bit crazy.
The Value of Proper Intelligence to Any Successful Military Campaign is Not to Be Underestimated
You rock so hard boats capsize in your presence, Jennifer
omg arian children!
They don't have mana-rich reptilian DNA; they're highly advanced clones of an obscure Greek lawmaker
Jesus likes the butt sex
I rember thinking you amoung my competition for being the smartest kid in class [sic!]
There are only six things?
And they were so happy, they danced and danced and danced . . . techno!
Everything, Pityr-oy. I will teach you everything.
Sometimes, tell me, while she's touching you, just by mistake, accidentally do you say my name?
You said you were going to call a lawyer
Is 5 happy?: Happiness comes and goes. I think he will be.
I'm honest, openminded, giving, and a sex freak
While I cannot discuss it here, let it be known that she is not expected to survive
I try to check in on a more regular basis now, so that I don't need to do anything that drastic ever again
You've been hit by, you've been hit by, a smooth commenter
Mom, work your magic
The dog can jump
Oh my God, CD Fairy, can I take your picture?
We have to stop meeting accidentally like this. We should start doing it on purpose.
So, how long *have* you been practicing?
You made what could've been an evening of mixed feelings wholly enjoyable
I'm either the luckiest guy in the world, or the unluckiest
I can vouch that it did indeed take some SERIOUS effort
We should be moving out tomorrow
For my friend and homeboy, John "jSarek" Hazlett!
Also... some of the things that you've said have been red-flags to me
The orange slayed the rake
And now you know . . . the rest of the story
We're not exactly on speaking terms right now
Fortunately, humans don't have that problem.  We're capable of transcending our natures.  Or so I'm told.
I ain't got time to bleed
Hmm, do nothing, but *look* like we're doing something.  I like it.
My anaconda don't want none if you ain't got buns, hun
I would walk five hundred miles and I would walk five hundred more
Amazing, I was going to suggest the same thing!
I can't live with or without you
Dear Santa, I hear you get better gifts when you're naughty
He's one of our best students
Please give me back my book!
After all, a knowledgeable, cunning linguist can give someone a tonguelashing that will simply leave them stunned
Let us bar the unforseen then!
Trust me, I know what I'm doing
Star Wars Insider 66 . . . hmm. Do I have that issue? I can't seem to recall.
okay do shy guys like girls to make the first move...kissing......asking out.......anything?
I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie world, laughing plastic, it's fantastic
Okay, so I have to ask… is Sarek your last name or Spock’s father?
I really hope you did at least have some fun too
You can call me Jax for short . . . which I ain't
After a few hours with such a body, what would it matter?
Okay, so we are sort of in the same boat. More then sort of.
It is during my creative endeavors that I come closest to experiencing what it must be like to be human
Take care all.  LLaP.  ::::Walks quietly into the night::::